A book that I wish really existed. I would have purchased several copies, for gifts.


Today sucked. It just did. But later, it did not. Me and Soph packed up to go to open gym at Gymboree. It was super fun! Then we stopped by Target. Soph is such an impulse shopper. I went in for milk, bread, yogurt and stuff like that. Misses, however, came out with a new toothbrush that has a little happy face on it, some Baked Lays, and a bottle of water. Yes, these were things from different aisles that were witness to a breakdown. She gets bored in certain aisles. She did see her little friend Melanie from Gymboree there. Soph waved at her. I brought soph in covered up in ther lambikin balnket because it was so cold. As I was unwrapping the both of us at the carts, they were chatting with us doing the same. They are nice.

When we got home, we had some chicken lunch meat sammies and chips. I got a bag of Target doritos. I thought they were the cheese ones, nope the nasty Ranch flavor. I ate some anyway. I needed some crunch. Soph loves baked Lays. She likes to eat one, then crumble and toss one. It is funny, but not. She gets this little look on her face, and I know that a launch is about to happen. After that, she had a bath. I did too seeing as she does not like baths and wants to hold onto me hanging over the side of the tub screaming while I am trying to soap and shampoo her. I thought about delaying her bath till tomorrow, but she was standing nekkid in the bathroom waiting for me to dump her toys in, and she peed on the floor, and cried, it was sad. A little naked toddler standing in a puddle of piss. Awesome. So I shoved a towel over that, cause I knew if I didnt, when she got out she would slip on it and we would be back to the beginning. It was a stressful bath, but I used the force, and some yoga breath and got it done. She forgot all about that trauma soon. We played in the living room and read until bedtime.